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ACCIDENTALLY STEPPING ON YOUR PET IS THE WORST THING EVER
THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU STEPPED ON THEM AND THEY CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY BECAUSE THEY DON’T SPEAK ENGLISH
ataulfomangos gets this like I do
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I just want to know, how can I too adopt a tiny house-elephant?
Nawwwwww…this is the cutest thing ever… little orphaned wombat who was adopted by a mama kangaroo, who raised in it her pouch with her own joey :)
<3
Oh. My. God.
IT’S AN ANIMAL COLLECTIVE.
And these are just the animals I’ve accrued on this trip. I have more, of many different kinds, at home. In fact, I have a compulsive desire to surround myself with things that have friendly little faces and eyes that can look back at me. Some people find the concept frightening, but I find it comforting. It means I’m not alone.
gonna murder you and your whole fucking family
NEVER TRUST A DOLPHIN
A beluga whale makes and plays with bubble rings.
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